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The Bachelorette Becca: Episode 7

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Welcome to the Bahamas.  Prepare for sweat, people. Wills is wearing a leopard print romper. There are currently six guys, and she is choosing which four families she will meet next week.  Becca arrives to tell the guys that there is no rose ceremony this week.  Instead, the four roses will be given out during the dates, three one-on-ones and one group date.  Before she leaves, she tells Colton the dates are starting right now […]

Bachelorette Becca: Episode 6

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It’s Virginia time!  It’s springtime and there are pretty tulips all around that are the same color of her hot pink coat, which I want. Becca has a chat with papa Chris.  She confesses she’s starting to feel the feelings of love. Datecard talk is crazy.  Chris and Lincoln have a fight about the ‘what-if’ they had a two-on-one, which continues into a discussion about who would win in a physical fight.  It’s awkward and […]

Bachelorette Becca: Episode Five

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Vegas, Baby! ABC sprung for a fancy suite at the Aria.  The guys are pumped at the skyline, oh and hey Becca is there too up in the loft.  Look, I feel like a LOT happens in these short two hours so I will do my best to paraphrase all the magic of this journey. One-on-One- Colton Colton scores the first Vegas date.  Rather than visiting the strip, they ride camels in the desert then […]

Bachelorette Becca: Episode 4

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We pick up in the cocktail party before the rose ceremony because ABC wouldn’t let us see it last week. A limo rolls up… it’s David- hospital bracelet and all.  The producers made us think that David’s face was going to be horribly mangled.  He looked fine besides a bit of bruising and swelling.  Becca grabs him to talk.  She’s glad to see he is doing better and gives him a rose, so he doesn’t […]

Bachelorette Becca: Episode 3

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It’s raining outside the mansion.  Eggs are being scrambled.  Shade is being thrown.  Bromances are forming. Chris shows up to tell the guys what this week looks like.  Two “fantastic” group dates and a one-on-one. Group Date: Wills, Colton, Jason, Jean-Blanc,  Jordan, David “It’s time to Relax” The guys load up on the bus excited to go hang with Becca… and her girlfriends.  A bunch of the ladies from last season are here to hang […]

Bachelorette Becca: Episode 2

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Papa Chris gathers the dudes to lecture them about Becca’s intentions.  She’s serious.  Use your time wisely, men. Group Date- Clay, Nick, Chris R, David, Jean-Blanc, Jordan, Lincoln “I’m ready for my big day” The boys get to try on tuxedos and shoes while drinking champagne.  She made a big show of pretending to cover her eyes, but not really.  Jordan shows the others how to walk four steps professionally. Evidently the guys are going […]

The Bachelorette Becca: Episode 1

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Not to worry, y’all.  I’m here to recap the bachelorette this season again. We have to start out with the reminder of who this Becca chick is.  Remember? She went on the Bachelor with Arie and got picked at the end.  It was her happily ever after… until Arie realized that he just couldn’t live with someone who wasn’t a blonde so he ended it to run off and get Lauren.  The heartbroken Becca didn’t […]

The Bachelorette Rachel: Finale

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Bachelor in Paradise starts soon, y’all. Surprise! Rachel is with Chris to help host the LIVE (but not really) finale.  Spoiler alert: all that means is there is more talking in between the actual show clips. Our last TO BE CONTINUED was in the middle of Peter’s date when he was telling Rachel that he wasn’t sure he would be ready to propose to her in a week.  She is crying.  She is so confused.  No […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Men Tell All

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Alex is back in an ubsurdly crazy suit.  Dean is back with valid questions for Rachel.  Whaaaboom is Whaaabooming and all is right in the world.  I mean wrong.  All is wrong in the world. It’s the night of bleeping bleeps. We start with the flashbacks of the best drama this season held.  In case you forgot, that included Lee and Kenny, Whaaaboom and Blake, DeMario with the surprise visit from the scrunchied (now) ex-girlfriend, […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 9

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Welcome to Texas!  We’re in Dallas this week to meet Rachel’s family.  Wait! Doesn’t the family usually just meet the final two and don’t they usually meet on location?  I was confused too.  Rachel clarified for us that her sister is eight months pregnant, therefore the family will meet the final three guys in Dallas, then they’ll travel to Spain for overnight dates. Meeting the Family with Peter Peter is up first.  They start out […]