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The Bachelorette Rachel: Finale

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Bachelor in Paradise starts soon, y’all. Surprise! Rachel is with Chris to help host the LIVE (but not really) finale.  Spoiler alert: all that means is there is more talking in between the actual show clips. Our last TO BE CONTINUED was in the middle of Peter’s date when he was telling Rachel that he wasn’t sure he would be ready to propose to her in a week.  She is crying.  She is so confused.  No […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Men Tell All

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Alex is back in an ubsurdly crazy suit.  Dean is back with valid questions for Rachel.  Whaaaboom is Whaaabooming and all is right in the world.  I mean wrong.  All is wrong in the world. It’s the night of bleeping bleeps. We start with the flashbacks of the best drama this season held.  In case you forgot, that included Lee and Kenny, Whaaaboom and Blake, DeMario with the surprise visit from the scrunchied (now) ex-girlfriend, […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 9

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Welcome to Texas!  We’re in Dallas this week to meet Rachel’s family.  Wait! Doesn’t the family usually just meet the final two and don’t they usually meet on location?  I was confused too.  Rachel clarified for us that her sister is eight months pregnant, therefore the family will meet the final three guys in Dallas, then they’ll travel to Spain for overnight dates. Meeting the Family with Peter Peter is up first.  They start out […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 8

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Ok, we’re 9 minutes out from when the episode ended, so I’m still mad.  The feelings are fresh and raw and I’m cranky.  It was a two hour show tonight for four hometown dates.  The first three dates were in the first hour and the last date and four minute rose ceremony was the last hour, so I imagine I’ll be focusing my attention of this blog similarly. Date One: Baltimore, MD with Eric I […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 7

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I guess this is Episode 7. The gang travels to Geneva, Switzerland because it too is the perfect place to fall in love.  Rachel comes to tell the guys that there will be 3 one-on-one dates this week and a three-on-one date.  There is a rose available on each date.  The four with roses will be receiving hometown dates next week. **Where is Chris Harrison?  Did he not come to Geneva? Is he secretly wanted […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 6

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Night two of Bachelorette starts back in the wilderness with Lee and Kenny on the dreaded two-on-one date.  Kenny is walking back to Lee after Rachel has told him all about what Lee told her, which was all fabricated.  Kenny says a lot of beeps to Lee so it’s a mystery, but overall he is pretty mad.  He seems to call Lee some names and Lee responds with, “Jesus loves you.” Rachel comes back and […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 5

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Two nights of Bachelorette this week! We pick up with Lee and Kenny out on the deck talking.  Nothing gets resolved because Lee is an annoying jerk and Kenny is a rational person. Bryan gets the group date rose (we’re still on the spelling bee group date, if you forgot).  The guys gather to chat about Bryan getting the rose.  Kenny speaks up and says Bryan deserved the rose because of all of his good […]

The Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 4

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Last week there was no episode due to NBA finals so it’s been two weeks.  It was almost so long that I forgot what most dramatic thing ever was happening.  Oh yes, there was drama about if Rachel might take Eric’s rose away. We find the guys in the mansion with Eric yelling at Iggy that it is a problem and it is his business because  ‘his name is ‘in everyone’s mouth’.  I can understand his frustration. Meanwhile, outside […]

The Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 3

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We start back up on this episode with DeMario in the driveway with “security” waiting to talk to Rachel.  She humors him and goes out with her fur shawl to talk to him.  He did have to Uber over, after all.  He says a lot of bla bla bla joy only comes after pain and she should give him a second chance.  She listens and then says no she gave him his chance in the […]

Bachelorette Rachel: Episode 2

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Another recap for you friends.  First off, last night during the show I was really far too sick to have friends up, but they came up anyway and while they were here they cleaned my kitchen too.  THE BEST! I did take notes during the episode though and don’t you worry; there was drama. On to the recap! Chris Harrison brings the first date card along with the news that there will be two group […]