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The Bachelor Arie: Hometowns

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“It’s been such an amazing journey so far.” – Arie That’s double points because he included amazing and journey.  Drink up, friends! Kendall’s Hometown- L.A. Mount and straddle in the park then we’re off to a taxidermy shop, because when in L.A… She shows him several terrifying pieces and explains how it’s her way to appreciate animals.  Then surprise… they are going to mount their own animals.  Rats.  They stuff things inside dead rat skin […]

The Bachelor Arie: Episode 7

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My DVR says this is episode seven, and I suppose it can count.  The preview is mostly just tears.  Everyone is crying.  I can’t wait. The gang is in Tuscany, Pisa to be exact. “Why do you think it’s leaning?” Overheard while they visit the leaning tower of Pisa. Chris Harrison arrives to deliver the news.  No rose ceremony this week because there are three one-on-ones and a group date.  Each of the four roses […]

The Bachelor Arie- Episode Paris

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I don’t know what number episode this is, but it’s the Paris episode. 10 women.  One Arie. The girls are staying on a boat in Paris apparently.  Chris Harrison arrived to tell the girls there are FOUR dates this week.  Two one-on-ones, a group date, and the dreaded two-on-one. One-on-One- Lauren B. “Tomber amoreaux en Paris.” Arie Arie walks up to whisk LB away, who is wearing a denim/floral romper. “You can’t go pee the […]

The Bachelor Arie: Episode 4

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The show opens up with baby Bekah swimming in the pool.  I can’t describe the swimming stroke because I’m not familiar with it.  The other girls are inside discussing that Arie doesn’t know how young baby Bekah is.  A 14-year age gap simply can’t work. Chris arrives to deliver the bad news that there won’t be a date today… in LA, because Arie is already gone.  It’s time to pack up and meet him in South […]

The Bachelor Arie: Episode 3

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Chris H. saunters in and tells the girls that this week there are two group dates and one romantic one-on-one. Group Date 1: Maquel, J-Quellin, Lauren B, Tia, Marikh, Bekah M, Bibiana & Krystal “It’s all about the Ring” Monica on friends was already fooled by ring talk once before, although I sincerely hope the girls will be competing for the ultimate fighting champion. Two old ladies from an 80’s wrestling show come to teach the girls […]

The Bachelor Arie: Episode Two

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We open to a scene of Arie putting on a helmet and getting on a motorcycle.  He’s speeding over to the mansion to pick up the future Mrs. Luyendyk. One-on-One- Becca K “Hold on tight.” Arie She walks out to the motorcycle and he gives her a leather jacket and puts her helmet on for her while the other girls watch half scowling. He takes her to meet with Rachel Zoe, a famous designer (I […]

The Bachelor Arie- Week 1

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The things I do for you people.  I spent precious moments of my life reading the ‘biographies’ of these women.  I’ll never get that time back, but I go to these lengths for the entertainment of you folks.  You’re welcome. Chris Harrison starts by introducing him as the best kisser in bachelor history.  Anyone else wonder how Chris knows? In case you haven’t kept up, Arie is still racing cars, but he is also a realtor […]