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Bachelor in Paradise: Finale & New Bachelor Preview

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It’s time for father Chris to sit the kids down and have a talk.  It’s time to decide.  Do you want to leave as a couple and try to make this work in the world?  Or do you leave as a single?  There is the option if you are staying a couple to stay in paradise and go on one more date with the option of a fantasy suite.  Talk amongst yourselves, the SUVS are […]

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 7

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Shoot. Just saw this on my DVR list. My bad. New Arrivals Jaimi – The chef who is a bisexual. She scared Nick on his season The Twins- Haley & Emily- they tell the camera that they are only there for Derek and Dean.  I don’t know which twin says which though.  This should go well.   Kiss Count Derek & Taylor Lacey & Daniel Domonique & Diggy Christen & Jack Stone Diggy & Jaimi […]

Bachelor in Paradise – Episode 6

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My apologies for the late recap.  Life was happening.  Better late than never though. Oh, Dean.  He finds out Kristina was right next to the pool when he and D-Lo were making out, you know ten hours after he and Kristina were in bed together post rose ceremony.  Shoot.  He talks to Kristina who is pretty much not having it.  He says he has the most amazing girl yet he is still doing stupid stuff […]

Bachelor in Paradise- Episode 6

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If you remember, we left off with Daniel walking in to save the day with a rose.  Lacey sprints over to jump and straddle immediately.  Daniel seems somewhat alarmed. It’s crunch time for all the ladies who need a rose.  Lacey pulls him away quick. “I’ve been waiting for you.” -Lacey “That’s kinda creepy, no?” – Daniel Lacey informs Daniel that everyone is paired up except Lacey, Christen, and Jasmine.  He is not pumped to […]

Bachelor in Paradise- Episode 5

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Apparently they are not allowed to have Monopoly in paradise. Therefore Alexis plays blindfold Jack Stone and put random things in his mouth.  Papaya, jalapeño and candy were ok.  Of course that’s not fun so she tries to put a dead rotting crab in his mouth.  I don’t understand why that is funny.  Plenty of others don’t get it either.  Jack pulls away and calmly describes it as crossing a line.  That’s putting it lightly. […]

Bachelor in Paradise- Episode 4

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Welcome Sarah.  All the girls tell her just how much she should be with Ben Z.  She wants to take Adam on a date, but they just keep selling Ben Z to her.  She chats with him and he only talks about his dog.  Sure, maybe it’s editing, but he sure is giving them a LOT to work with. New Arrivals Sarah- who says what I am thinking every time, “damn this is a lot […]

Bachelor in Paradise- Episode 3

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The girls are frustrated!  None of the boys seem to be interested to any of the girls.  They are interested in bro-ing around and napping. Enter ADAM and Adam Jr. unfortunately.  The girls are excited because maybe he will be interested in girls! Wells sums up what is going on.  Kristina and Dean are up in the air.  Dean is unmotivated to have any sort of serious conversation, or really any conversation at all. Kiss […]

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 1

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I decided I would go ahead and recap these episodes too… since I’ll be watching anyways.  The format is a little more fun.  Multiple guys and girls.  Less structure; more alcohol.  If you’re new to BIP, here’s how it works: The resort area is filled with guys and girls of bachelor alum.  There is a bartender for unlimited drinks.  Every once in a while a date card will show up for one of the guys or […]